New Recipe, Old Habit

Recipe for xxxxxxxx:

1 empty glass beer bottle (with cap)

12 ounces unleaded gasoline

1 campfire

Directions:

Slowly pour gasoline into the bottle,

ensure you are a reasonably safe

distance from the already burning

campfire, otherwise you will become

the human torch.  Using the bottle

cap, place it upon the refilled

bottle and carefully crimp the cap

back on top.  Then, using a sharp

object pierce a hole in the center

of the bottle cap, and, wipe the

bottle to ensure gasoline vapor

has safely evaporated from the bottle.

Finally, place it in your camp

fire and stand back.  Reasonably safe

distances should be determined as the

torch begins and grows like a flame

thrower from the top of the bottle.